W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
beautiful drinking sleep
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
reform
Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
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Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.