W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
drinking beer stronger
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
beer devil firsts
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
giving-up beer alcohol
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
drinking beer reality
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
beer water alcohol
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
sex beer people
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
beer drink invites
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
drinking food beer
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
american-comedian lies
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
reform
Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!