W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
american-comedian lies
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
american-comedian handy
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
laughter laughing comedian
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
comedian can-do
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
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Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
reform
Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
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Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.