W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
horse food meat
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
food drinking night
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
food water rust
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
drinking food beer
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
children food firsts
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
strong drinking food
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
american-comedian lies
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
reform
Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.