W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.