W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
marriage things-in-life old-friends
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
drinking living-my-life saloons
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
funny-life men alive
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
trying rest-of-your-life comedy
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
love inspirational life
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
inspirational funny life
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
life swimming risk
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
american-comedian lies
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
reform
Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.