W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
girl two
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
funny health two
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
drinking boys two
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
two cost-of-living race
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
two philadelphia firsts
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
christmas two merry
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
real two today
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
american-comedian lies
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
reform
Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.