Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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If you hear of anyone proposing my name for political office, please maim him and send me the bill.
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I would regularly hear from blue-collar workers who feared losing their jobs because they didn't speak Spanish.
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As we continue to watch the recovery efforts in the Gulf States and our hearts go out with our money to those regions, it is clear that the assets we have given the department over the past three years are being put to good use,
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It's so funny what this song did, ... I went to a movie the other night and when we came out there were a bunch of kids -- around 14 or 15 years old -- with their hats on backwards and sloppy clothes. They were so excited to see Kenny Rogers. They had heard the music before but it wasn't cool until now.
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I heard a lot of yelling and all that.
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I've heard from a couple of people about hail damage, but it's looking like the really damaging stuff was pretty spotty.
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You could hear the goal when it hit.
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And we'll testify at the required hearing if this moves forward into reorganization.
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I have heard there are some problems with avalanches, the snow is really heavy and wet so it could happen at anytime.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.