Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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The banking system that emerges now will be very different from the one that went into crisis a decade ago.
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Gary's expertise in biometric technology is a driving force in continuing Pay By Touch's leadership position in biometric applications. His extensive background in biometric systems helps Pay By Touch stay ahead of the curve to provide the fastest, most convenient, most secure way to pay.
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It may have been a rough road, but by and large the system works. As long as we keep our heads level about us, we can see progress.
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If he played in a system where he had to constantly have his back to the basket, he would not have been successful. He would not have had fun. And that's not Kevin. He knew what he wanted. He knew that was his ticket.
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At the end of the day, we're going to have a better system that helps people in need.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.
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I never met a man I didn't like