Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation.
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It is a co-branding exercise between the operator and the sponsor. For the operator, it spells a greater value service without any loss of revenue, as companies are charged for placing ads on messages sent to subscribers who have opted into this service.
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I don't think there's an answer that describes what it would mean to be able to represent the U.S. in a tournament like that. I'm at a loss for words when I think about it.
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I'm reading where the Colonial Pipeline, which brings product from that area up to North Carolina and up the coast, it's shut down because of loss of product, ... That means some of these terminals where we pick up could possibly be out. Major and independent refineries have passed on anywhere from 10-cent to 30-cent increases in the last 36 hours.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.
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I never met a man I didn't like
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Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.