Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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Mayor Scott and I go to the same church. He's a friend of mine ... I just think I can provide stronger leadership.
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Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.
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The numbers are starting to suggest we're not going to see a big downward move in November and it will maybe be pushed back to next year.
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That was something I figured I really knew a lot about, and I was looking forward to having a program where the biggest thing you talked about was maybe the game the night before.
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Maybe the trend is your friend for a few minutes in Chicago, but for the most part it is rarely a way to get rich
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He's the longest-serving chief of staff of all time. Maybe now they'll talk about the Andy Card model of chief of staff - deferential, sure-footed, methodical and fair.
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Maybe I ain't the guy for them. Maybe they're going a different route with it.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since