Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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A one month bump here or there really doesn't mean that much, ... These are hard numbers, and it's somewhat encouraging compared to what we're seeing from survey data.
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I'm very excited, for starters, because it means that I am now a part of this organization, ... As far as for them sending me down, I'm OK with that. I respect their opinion that it's better for me so that I can continue to develop at the rate that I have been.
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I don't think there's an answer that describes what it would mean to be able to represent the U.S. in a tournament like that. I'm at a loss for words when I think about it.
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I didn't mean to stab him (Maes). He fell into it.
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I think it just shows us what we're capable of doing. But the last thing I'll do is make it better than it really is. It's one month. Yes, we've played very well in a lot of ways but don't get caught up into thinking this means more than it does.
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I'm reading where the Colonial Pipeline, which brings product from that area up to North Carolina and up the coast, it's shut down because of loss of product, ... That means some of these terminals where we pick up could possibly be out. Major and independent refineries have passed on anywhere from 10-cent to 30-cent increases in the last 36 hours.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.