Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.
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At this point the courtesy ride ended. Makes you wonder what some people are thinking.
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Actually, Jacob's father, James Fleming (1773-1857 and his wife, Jane Hulse Fleming (1774-1843), were the first to settle in Point Pleasant. They moved from Shrewsbury to Point Pleasant and opened a tavern and a maritime business. Jacob and Mary Fleming were the first Flemings to live their whole lives in Point Pleasant.
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He was one of our best defenders. He was our point guard, and he was forced to play that spot even though he's more suited for the two guard spot. But he did an admirable job with it.
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It appeared that Comer had been climbing a hill and at some point lost control and rolled down the hill, with the snowmobile landing on top of him.
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You're starting to see a tipping point in Congress on this issue.
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My greatest emotion at this point is anger, ... my pastoral, Christian side says I can't do that.
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The serving was awful, we had 12 missed serves in the match which is like giving away 12 points to the other team. It's hard to win games when you miss that many serves, but luckily, they weren't serving that well either.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.