Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by?
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The movies enable an actor not only to act but also to sit down in the theater and clap for himself
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Especially, because we went to Tennessee, we honored our game, and that was in Sean's first year. He could have very easily come into my office and said we don't want to play Tennessee, which is really in essence what Bruce Pearl did. We've never been in a situation where a team hasn't returned the game.
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Everybody comes to the house and looks at the basement. It takes them a good half-hour to actually sit down and look at everything on the wall.
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I don't know of anyone who doesn't feel for a family that has lost a son in a situation like this.
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I'm happy Boca High is getting some needed things, but I don't think it will help in the long run. Boca High has 30 acres of land, which is the smallest site in the county for a comprehensive high school.
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I've got to sit back and let plays come to me, ... rather than thinking I've got to make a play. Because if I'm anxious to make then I might slip up and try to break on stuff too fast.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.