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funny humor men
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. Dylan Moran
funny humor bores-you
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you. Dylan Moran
funny humor thinking
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off. Dylan Moran
funny humor thinking
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. Dylan Moran
funny witty humorous
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. Dylan Moran
funny jobs humor
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. Dylan Moran
funny humor might
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. Dylan Moran
funny sleep two
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two. Dylan Moran
funny horse men
You look like a horse in a man costume Dylan Moran
dog funny-inspirational winning
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. Damon Hill
dog four intervention
[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention. Cynthia Heimel
dog needs we-need-each-other
Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other. Cynthia Heimel
dog forever feelings
With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love. Cynthia Heimel
dog innocent dog-lover
Dogs are us, only innocent. Cynthia Heimel
dog mistake good-friend
I made a lot of good friends in Philadelphia and the last thing that I would want to do is dog anyone in that clubhouse. If I made it sound like that, it was a mistake. Cory Lidle
dog art writing
What is Camille Paglia doing, writing that an actress as gifted as Anne Heche has the mental depth of a pancake? How many pancake brains could do what Heche did with David Mamet's dialogue in Wag the Dog? No doubt Heche has been stuck with a few bad gigs, but Paglia, of all people, must be well aware that being an actress is not the same safe ride as being the tenured university professor of humanities and media studies at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia. Clive James
dog loss littles
I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence. Clive Barker
dog fear war
Here is a list of terrible things, The jaws of sharks, a vultures wings The rabid bite of the dogs of war, The voice of one who went before, But most of all the mirror's gaze, Which counts us out our numbered days. Clive Barker
way fine
I'm fine the way I am. There's nothing wrong with me. Janet Jackson
way happiness-and-success just-being
The formula of happiness and success is just, being actually yourself, in the most vivid possible way you can. Meryl Streep
way done yeast
A bad act done will fester and create in its own way. It's not only goodness that creates. Bad things create. They have their own yeast. Dennis Potter
way judgment should
You should just evaluate the work and make your judgments accordingly. That's the way you do it in life and every other subject. Clint Eastwood
way film feels
Once you finish a film, it doesn't belong to you anymore - it belongs to the audience to interpret it the way they feel like interpreting. Clint Eastwood
way
Nowadays, politically, everybody is promising everything. That's the only way you can get elected. Clint Eastwood
way hobbies spare-time
You know, piloting really isn't my hobby. And, it's probably not something I'd do in my spare time if I could do whatever I wanted to do. But, I'll tell you: if you've got to make a living, it's a great way to make a living! Duane G. Carey
way apologizing sometimes
Sometimes I apologize. It started that way and we never did change it. Douglas Engelbart
way computer states
In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness. Douglas Coupland