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funny humor men
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. Dylan Moran
funny humor bores-you
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
funny humor thinking
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
funny humor thinking
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
funny witty humorous
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
funny jobs humor
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
funny humor might
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
funny sleep two
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.
funny horse men
You look like a horse in a man costume
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
thinking issues want
A bad author can take the most moral issue and make you want to just never, ever think about that moral issue. Azar Nafisi
thinking religion trying
Never try to discourage thinking, for you are sure to succeed. Bertrand Russell
thinking able taxation
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. Charles Kettering
thinking soul mind
When I look back, it saddens me to think that I was so hard on myself - when I was younger, I thought I had to look like everyone else, but I learned that beauty comes from how you feel about yourself. Once I started taking care of my mind, body, and soul, I realized that I didn't need to conform to what's "normal" and started to love myself. Demi Lovato
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. Demetri Martin
thinking devil seeing
Thinking about the devil is worse than seeing the devil. Branch Rickey
thinking used terrible
I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn't have any. Bob Dole
thinking television ends
I think interactive television is doomed. It's a dead end. Brenda Laurel
thinking scotland stories
I think Scotland has some great stories. Billy Boyd