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funny humor men
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. Dylan Moran
funny humor bores-you
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
funny humor thinking
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
funny humor thinking
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
funny witty humorous
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
funny jobs humor
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
funny humor might
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
funny sleep two
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.
funny horse men
You look like a horse in a man costume
jobs real team
Being a goalkeeper gives you quite a unique perspective on things. You are part of a team yet somehow separate; there are no grey areas, with success or failure being measured in real time; and you have a physical job which you can only do well by paying attention to your mental well-being. A great goalkeeper has to have the keys to a great mindset. To be able to work well in the box, I believe you have to be able to think outside the box Brad Friedel
jobs people vote
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the f-k? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor? Bill Hicks
jobs college class
Every single thing I`ve done, from the Affordable Care Act to pushing to raise the minimum wage, to making sure that young people are able to go to college and get good job training, to what we`re pushing now in terms of sick paid leave,everything I do has been focused on how do we make sure the middle class is getting a fair deal. Barack Obama
jobs class giving
Trickle down economics is a fraud. Giving tax breaks to the rich and large corporations does not create jobs. It simply makes the rich richer, enlarges the deficit and increases income and wealth inequality. We need economic policies which benefit working families, not the billionaire class. Bernie Sanders
jobs school kids
When you have kids that have no jobs and are not in school, too often they get themselves into trouble. So what we have got to do is invest in education and in jobs, something which I have fought for, rather than more jails and incarceration.
jobs people needs
NAFTA, supported by the Secretary cost, us 800,000 jobs nationwide, tens of thousands of jobs in the Midwest. Permanent normal trade relations with China cost us millions of jobs. Look, I was on a picket line in early 1990's against NFATA because you didn't need a PhD in economics to understand that American workers should not be forced to compete against people in Mexico making 25 cents an hour.
jobs war fall
Millions are unemployed and our roads are falling apart. If we can spend $6 trillion sending people to war, we can spend $1 trillion to put Americans to work fixing our nation's crumbling infrastructure. Let's rebuild America and create jobs.
jobs knew
We knew a 72(t) was the only thing we could do or we would have to get other jobs. E. P. Thompson
jobs record
We all know the record biz don't pay. All musicians have day jobs - no matter how big they are. Shawn Amos
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett