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funny humor men
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. Dylan Moran
funny humor bores-you
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
funny humor thinking
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
funny humor thinking
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
funny witty humorous
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
funny jobs humor
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
funny humor might
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
funny sleep two
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.
funny horse men
You look like a horse in a man costume
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
might might-have-been mathematician
James Edward Oliver might have been one of the great mathematicians of his time had he not been absolutely wanting in the power of continuous work. Simon Newcomb
might nightmare poseidon
I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if I were on the verge of death-plankton maybe." -Percy Jackson Rick Riordan
might lucky dies
You might get lucky and die in some corner. ~Soi Fon Tite Kubo
might firsts operations
It might have changed my whole plan of operation if I'd read that one first. Timothy McVeigh
might answers truthful
If someone asks me a question, there might be a truthful answer and a correct answer. Tim Henman
might habit abandon
Abandon anything about your life and habits that might be holding you back Sophia Amoruso
might matter painful
Courage is the ability to do the right thing, all the time, no matter how painful or uncomfortable it might be. Tony Dungy
might wells
We are as gods and might as well get good at it. Stewart Brand
might hebrew
I might do something in Arabic. I might do something in Hebrew. Stevie Wonder