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funny humor men
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. Dylan Moran
funny humor bores-you
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
funny humor thinking
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
funny humor thinking
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
funny witty humorous
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
funny jobs humor
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
funny humor might
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
funny sleep two
Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.
funny horse men
You look like a horse in a man costume
sleep cutting looks
Did you say something Macey?' I asked, but she cut me a look that could kill. She reached into her bag, ripped off a sliver of Evapopaper, and scribbled: 'Can we study tonight? (Tell anyone, and I'll kill you in you sleep!) Ally Carter
sleep trying mystery
Many seek and never see, anyone can tell them why. O they weep and O they cry and never take until they try unless they try it in their sleep and never some until they die. I ask many, they ask me. This is a great mystery. Allen Ginsberg
sleep eye car
I try to get away from the pits as quickly as I can. I speak to my engineer when I get out of the car, usually there's some press to do, then I will go off and have a shower and get my dry, clean overalls and clothing on. I'll have a massage, stretch and something to eat. I don't sleep, but I try to close my eyes for a while. Allan McNish
sleep night four
Most nights, I'm good for only four or five hours of sleep. That leaves the other 20. I have to fill them some way. Andy Behrman
sleep earthquakes used
I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake. Alyssa Milano
sleep bird may
But Nature too, shakes off her sleep today; By May's mild sun we see reviv'd her frame, Around my window Venus' birds proclaim, The month most cherish'd backwards bends his way! Alphonse de Lamartine
sleep eye soul
When we sleep the soul is lit up... by many eyes, and with them, we can see everything that we cannot see in the daytime. Aeschylus
sleep passion ideas
I could not sleep when I got on such a hunt for an idea until I had caught it; ...This was a kind of passion with me, and it has stuck by me; for I am never easy now, when I am handling a thought, till I have bounded it north, and bounded it south, and bounded it east, and bounded it west. Abraham Lincoln
sleep light heaven
Who knows but on their sleep may rise Such light as never heaven let through To lighten earth from Paradise? Algernon Charles Swinburne
two wrong-time interceptions
The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time. Barry Switzer
two feet west
Slowly, very slowly, like two unhurried compass needles, the feet turned towards the right; north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-south-west; then paused, and after a few seconds, turned as unhurriedly back towards the left. South-south-west, south, south-east, east... Aldous Huxley
two challenges majority
The two major challenges for the 21st century are to improve the economic situation of the majority and save as much of the planet as we can. E. O. Wilson
two boots
When you see two writers named on a movie, one of them did some drafts and got the boot. Andrew Davies
two voice people
You simply cannot do a sitcom by committee. It will not work. You've got to have one or two clean, creative voices in charge, and there's got to be some faith by the studio and network in those people to make the right choices. Amy Sherman-Palladino
two way cabinets
There are two ways of getting into the Cabinet - you can crawl in or kick your way in. Aneurin Bevan
two people making-love
Two people making love, she once said, are like one drowned person resuscitating the other. Anatole Broyard
two clouds forget
We live between two dense clouds; the forgetting of what was and the uncertainty of what will be. Anatole France
two long littles
A little goes a long way in Somalia: $5 will feed a person there for about two weeks. Amanda Lindhout