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funny hilarious laughter
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. Douglas Adams
funny humor technology
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
funny witty humor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
funny humor race
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.
funny science law
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
funny education humor
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
funny god crazy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
funny writing thinking
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Doris Lessing
funny mind small-things
Small things amuse small minds.
humor stealing holding-back
Holding back is so close to stealing. Neil Young
humor names ideas
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names." "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein. Cassandra Clare
humor should-have feet
Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon. "I knew we should have left you a rat.
humor textbooks monsters
I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?
humor mean enemy
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
humor
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. Jacob Riis
humor sarcasm should-have
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.
humor kissing eyebrows
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?
humor conceited earth
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.
race competition
I'm not really in any competition with anyone, I'm not in any race. Cameron Diaz
race racetrack release
The racetrack said, 'You get a release from the judge, we'll let you race,' Rusty Wallace
races run trucks
I don't think you can do it with 10 races to go in trucks because we only run 25 races, Bobby Hamilton
race earth praying
Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. C. S. Lewis
race rats innocence
In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent! Bette Davis
race done winner
If at the end of a race you know yourself that you have done your best, you're a winner. Bill Bowerman
race may ends
The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century. Bertrand Russell
race traveller
European travellers find the Japanese a smiling race.
race humans ifs
How much good it would do if one could exterminate the human race.