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funny hilarious laughter
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. Douglas Adams
funny humor technology
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
funny witty humor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
funny humor race
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.
funny science law
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
funny education humor
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
funny god crazy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
funny writing thinking
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Doris Lessing
funny mind small-things
Small things amuse small minds.
science mathematical-logic ideas
All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. Bertrand Russell
science lines way
A line is not made up of points. ... In the same way, time is not made up parts considered as indivisible 'nows.' Part of Aristotle's reply to Zeno's paradox concerning continuity. Aristotle
science
Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment. Seth MacFarlane
science men doe
A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. Stephen Jay Gould
science opposites statistics
The same set of statistics can produce opposite conclusions at different levels of aggregation. Thomas Sowell
science past discovery
science has now been for a long time - and to an ever-increasing extent - a collective enterprise. Actually, new results are always, in fact, the work of specific individuals; but, save perhaps for rare exceptions, the value of any result depends on such a complex set of interrelations with past discoveries and possible future researches that even the mind of the inventor cannot embrace the whole. Simone Weil
science swim done
Science has done much for us; but it is a poor science that would hide from us the great deep sacred infinitude of Nescience, on which all science swims as a mere superficial film. Thomas Carlyle
science want fiction
I want to be the Cecil B. DeMille of science fiction. Steven Spielberg
science clothes letters
There would be this algebraic equation with an equals sign in the middle, and all the components would have different letters of the alphabet. It would come out right with x+z^2+t/q=y+co, and the co would be clothes off! Tom Stoppard
law justice mystery
A good parson once said that where mystery begins religion ends. Cannot I say, as truly at least, of human laws, that where mystery begins justice ends? Edmund Burke
law jail understanding
I guess you will have to go to jail. If that is the result of not understanding the Income Tax Law, I will meet you there. We shall have a merry, merry time, for all our friends will be there. It will be an intellectual center, for no one understands the Income Tax Law except persons who have not sufficient intelligence to understand the questions that arise under it. Elihu Root
lawyers neither nor took
took place in a proceeding where neither my lawyers nor I ever appeared. Michael Jackson
law expression world
No one species shall make the life of the world its own.' … That's one expression of the law. Here's another: 'The world was not made for any one species. Daniel Quinn
law georgia ballots
The Greens have never been on the ballot in Georgia because of restrictive ballot access laws. Cynthia McKinney
law voters voter-turnout
Voter caging and voter ID laws exist to disfranchise voters.
law borders target
In 2006, the Secure Fence Act was signed into law, requiring the Department of Homeland Security to build upward of 700 miles of double layered fencing along the U. S-Mexico border. While the Obama administration is quick to state that the targets have been met, only a small fraction - in fact, less than 40 miles - of the newly implemented infrastructure is double-layered. Duncan Hunter
law research favourite
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law Douglas Hofstadter
law giving letters
I assume I can give you a letter from a big law firm saying that we're under audit. Donald Trump