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funny hilarious laughter
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. Douglas Adams
funny humor technology
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
funny witty humor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
funny humor race
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.
funny science law
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
funny education humor
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
funny god crazy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
funny writing thinking
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Doris Lessing
funny mind small-things
Small things amuse small minds.
education ignorant-masses learned-person
If an ignorant person is attracted by the things of the world, that is bad. But if a learned person is thus attracted, it is worse. Abu Bakr
education ignorance envy
I envy your ignorance, I hear that it's bliss. Ani Difranco
education jobs children
To criminally prosecute a child not old enough to go to the school prom makes no sense, you get much more cooperation from a victim if you give them a safe harbor, a place to live, job training, an education. Amy Klobuchar
education impediments seems
An education, other than purely professional or technical, can even seem to be an impediment. Allan Bloom
education art passion
Education is not the taming or domestication of the soul's raw passions - not suppressing them or excising them, which would deprive the soul of its energy - but forming and informing them as art....
education army opportunity
A person like myself, born and raised in the inner city of Atlanta, Georgia, to lower-middle-class parents. But I had the opportunity to get an education, to go and earn a commission in the United States Army, to serve for 22 years, to lead men and women in combat. Allen West
education creativity school
A society's competitive advantage will come not from how well its schools teach the multiplication and periodic tables, but from how well they stimulate imagination and creativity. Albert Einstein
education art book
It is not so very important for a person to learn facts. For that he does not really need a college. He can learn them from books. The value of an education in a liberal arts college is not learning of many facts but the training of the mind to think something that cannot be learned from textbooks.
education village littles
Princeton is a wonderful little spot. A quaint and ceremonious village of puny demigods on stilts.
humor stealing holding-back
Holding back is so close to stealing. Neil Young
humor names ideas
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names." "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein. Cassandra Clare
humor should-have feet
Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon. "I knew we should have left you a rat.
humor textbooks monsters
I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?
humor mean enemy
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
humor
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. Jacob Riis
humor sarcasm should-have
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.
humor kissing eyebrows
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?
humor conceited earth
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.