Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dylan Moran

You exaggerate your own reactions.

Dylan Moran

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

Dylan Moran

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

Dylan Moran

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

Dylan Moran

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Dylan Moran

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

Dylan Moran

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

Dylan Moran

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

Dylan Moran

You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!

Dick Cavett

Great humorists are great insulters.

Susan B. Anthony

I don't want to die as long as I can work; the minute I can not, I want to go.

Abraham Lincoln

Four score and seven days is too long between massages

Ani Difranco

I've been a long time coming, and I'll be a long time gone. You've got your whole life to do something, and that's not very long.

Andrew Motion

Like a lot of people, for a long time I thought that the road to hell is paved with bad sequels.

Amy Poehler

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.

Ally Carter

No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest-which is kind of the point of these reports-I was already unzipping his pants.

Allen Tate

Death's long anabasis.

Alison Gopnik

One of the most distinctive evolutionary features of human beings is our unusually long, protected childhood.

Ann Brashares

Love demands everything, they say, but my love demands only this: that no matter what happens or how long it takes, you`ll keep faith in me, you`ll remember who we are, and you`ll never feel despair.