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Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
funny book humor
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
funny party verbs
Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
funny humor fruit
Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"
funny sex humor
You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!
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Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
phones focus research
About 85 percent of what you see is just because I get on the phone and [say], 'Let's go do this'. I don't do any market research or test groups or focus [groups]. I just go, 'It's my company; would I buy it, personally?' Todd McFarlane
phones instagram tweet
I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up. Skylar Astin
phones stuff tupperware
Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware? J. B. Smoove
phones giving dating
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head. Frank Zappa