Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dylan Moran

You exaggerate your own reactions.

Dylan Moran

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

Dylan Moran

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

Dylan Moran

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

Dylan Moran

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Dylan Moran

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

Dylan Moran

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

Dylan Moran

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

Dylan Moran

You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!

George Smith

I self-published the first edition, hardcover, in June 2003. The book is now in its third printing.

Miley Cyrus

The reason I never want a book to end is that I start to feel like the characters are my friends. I'll miss them when they're gone.

Michael Lewis

There are enough books in the world. You want to write the ones that are good. The minute you write books because you need the income not because you think you have a good subject, you should just stop. There are sixty thousand books published in this country every year, and most of them are crap.

Thomas Carlyle

What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection of books.

Bobby Fischer

I was going to do a book about the first prearranged Karpov-Kasparov match, '84-'85. But the God-damn Jews have stolen my entire file on that.

Rosecrans Baldwin

Bookstores don't exactly dot the American highway in the grand manner of Sbarros.

Ben Schott

I spend a lot of time looking at rococo books. And almanacs used to be huge sellers - they were pretty much part of the fabric of life. I thought, this is bizarre, I'd love to buy a book like this, and there isn't one. So I thought, all right then, this could be fun. I'll write an almanac.

Jim Gaffigan

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Benjamin Chavis

Everybody take out your book on financial empowerment. That's why we're here.

Dick Cavett

Great humorists are great insulters.