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funny comedy reactions
You exaggerate your own reactions. Dylan Moran
funny comedy valuable
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. Dylan Moran
funny humor phones
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. Dylan Moran
funny humor long
I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Dylan Moran
funny humor division
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. Dylan Moran
funny book humor
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. Dylan Moran
funny party verbs
Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop Dylan Moran
funny humor fruit
Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!" Dylan Moran
funny sex humor
You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is! Dylan Moran
sex men opposites
Men are weak and constantly need reassurance, so now that they fail to find adulation in the opposite sex, they're turning to each other. Less and less do men need women. More and more do gentlemen prefer gentlemen. Anita Loos
sex men gentleman
Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen. Anita Loos
sex kissing opposites
If we have to tell Hollywood good-by, it may be with one of those tender, old-fashioned, seven-second kisses exchanged between two people of the opposite sex, with all their clothes on. Anita Loos
sex children halloween
The idea is to make sure that these sex offenders are occupied with constructive matters and not focused on the children who may be knocking at their doors this Halloween Andrew Spano
sex believe i-believe
I believe that there are moments in sex that are so awesome that they actually reflect God. Andrew Sullivan
sex love-is thinking
I think sex is completely absurdly demonized in our culture. But in the end, however much sex you want to have, with however many people in how many ways, to be loved and to love is what human beings really want. Andrew Sullivan
sex gay example
My own early crusade for same-sex marriage, for example, is now mainstream gay politics. It wasn't when I started. Andrew Sullivan
sex gay thinking
There is also somehow the idea that this gay thing is all just about indulgence in carnal pleasure. When I was twenty and felt that nobody could know I was gay, I was having sex with strangers in public parks. I don't think it was evil exactly, but it wasn't so great either. There was nobody particularly benefiting from it, except, I suppose, to the extent that it gave some pleasure to me and perhaps whomever I was with. Andrew Solomon
sex drunk people
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. Clay Aiken
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett