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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
stupid thinking land
To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it. Barbara Kingsolver
stupidity way one-way
I'm only going one way. Babe Ruth
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid mean wine
Wherever you look there’s meanness and corruption. This room, this bottle of grape wine, these fruits in the basket, are all products of profit and loss. A fellow can’t live without giving his passive acceptance to meanness. Somebody wears his tail to a frazzle for every mouthful we eat and every stitch we wear—and nobody seems to know. Everybody is blind, dumb, and blunt-headed—stupid and mean. Carson McCullers
stupid thinking republican
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
stupid stripes leopards
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity stripes never-change
A leapord never changes his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity insanity world
Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
stupid reading skulls
With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. Charles Churchill
made dear universe
I am what the universe made me to be, my dear. Brandon Sanderson
made presses
The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me. Billy Carter
made has-beens dies
I would like, before I die, to see the changes I've always fought for being made. If not, my life will have been worth nothing. Brigitte Bardot
made
I've made my peace with myself. Broderick Crawford
made feels judged
Nobody responds to being made to feel judged. Shalom Harlow
made universe
God would not have made the universe as it is unless He intended us to understand it. Robert Boyle
made turned-down
I've turned down lots and lots of work. Things that could have made me some money. Shane Black
made caps
Don't ingest foods made in places where everyone is required to wear a surgical cap. Michael Pollan
made egotism
There must be a God because he made me. Todd Rundgren