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Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer. Anthony Jeselnik
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A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
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Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
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At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
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Sometimes do I think it was unjust? Yeah, but I can think about it all I want - it (isn't) going to change what's going on this year. I'm trying to put all that stuff as far away from my mind as I can possibly get it and just move on and try to prosper in this new year. Mark Roman
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There will not be a change to the law, but we have found a solution to the law, a provision, something like that.
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This is an incredible thing that's going on in these stocks and it's going to continue for a while until something happens to change it,
change life
This is going to change my life a lot.
change economy
This is the big story - the change from a manufacturing-based economy to a service-based economy.
change country
This country will not change without a change of government, Katsuya Okada
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This could springboard us. This tells us we can grind it out, no matter what, and maybe change some thinking about us.
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This could change the demographics of the city. I think we'll lose a lot of low-income people.
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This election would be a vote on a complete change of political direction if there were different coalition alternatives.