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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
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As far as we're concerned, we're incredibly happy to be a No. 1 seed. Obviously, I don't think anything we did changed us from being the overall No. 1. I think it's what Duke did. Jim Calhoun
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People say I should change it, but it's become my brand, ... I'm stuck with it. I'm the horse's ass guy. David Goldstein
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People planned to drive less and expected to change their driving habits. They figure out ways to make vacations happen. Catherine Rossi
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People's schedules are very diverse and they also change a lot. For those who use these programs for their wellness and health they know that we are one of the networks where they can come by any day, any time and find something in the genre that can help them. Dan Russell
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People talk about consumer confidence, but that is a misleading phrase. There are a number of factors that mean people just have less money. Mortgage rates are at a historic high for many people. The fuel price is another major contributory factor. We don't see any particular reason why any of that will change for at least another six months or so. We reckon we can grow market share, but that will be through increasing selling space. Simon Wolfson
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People are trying to judge the degree of the (housing) slowdown and whether it is a slowdown, and if they are on the margins in terms of making a final decision, a small interest rate change one way or the other can have the effect of changing people's minds. Douglas Duncan
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People don't like change and they don't like seeing us at the top of the league, Stephen Simmons
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People do no change with the times, they change the times. P.K. Shaw
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People feel strongly. Some think it will change the character of the town, while others think it will be good for business. We're still very early in this though. Nancy Hall
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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Amy Poehler
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Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on. Amy Poehler
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Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better. Amy Poehler
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Dan Chaon
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen Rita Rudner
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I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. Simon Cowell
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I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. Michael Scott
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I want to focus on my salad. Martha Stewart
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I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest writer who is not afraid to make her audience uncomfortable. Spencer Kayden