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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
doctors home sent
Often doctors didn't even tell you what was wrong with you. They just treated you, and sent you home. Rebecca Skloot
doctors finer knows man types
I like when my man is worldly, knows the finer things in life, is well traveled, educated. It's important to me that he's able to talk to all types of people, from doctors to dishwashers. Kiana Tom
doctors expected performed surgery
Doctors have indicated that the surgery was performed as expected without incident. David Catalfamo
doctors
It's rare - too rare, I have to say - for botanists to become doctors. Andrew Weil
doctors waiting-rooms boring
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. Christopher Moore
doctors arthritis
So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis. Daniel Johns
doctors oneself
The doctor of the future will be oneself. Albert Schweitzer
doctors people trying
Like other magicians, Obama has chosen his distractions well. The insurance industry is currently his favorite distraction as scapegoats, after he has tried to demonize doctors without much success . . . . Obama even gets away with saying things like having a system to 'keep insurance companies honest' - and many people may not see the painful irony in politicians trying to keep other people honest. Thomas Sowell
doctors government sneaking-around
I'd like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs, so they have to get it through a doctor, not just some gangsters who sell it under the table. Let's legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one's hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it. Tony Bennett
officer police qualified randy state
Randy is qualified as a police officer for the state of Ohio, If he's called, he has got to go. John Shelton
office wish prison
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison. Al Franken
office adequate three
Although we have do not have adequate access to all parts of Darfur we do fortunately have humanitarian personnel, including staff from my own office, in each of the three provincial capitals of Darfur. Jan Egeland
office political dignity
Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it. Baltasar Gracian
office christ theme
This is the sum; my brethren, preach Christ, always and evermore. He is the whole gospel. His person, offices, and work must be our one great all-comprehending theme Charles Spurgeon
office british shows
I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, I liked the 'Seinfeld' show a lot. I thought that was an awfully good show. Dick Van Dyke
office guy needs
I'm just another guy who sits there day to day in the office, watching what's happening, and goes, 'This is something that's not our place to decide.' The public needs to decide whether these programs or policies are right or wrong, Edward Snowden
office way spirit
We began as restless and radical. Remember the spirit of 1997, but by the end of our time in office we had lost our way. Ed Miliband
office doe guarantees
Films must all have the same structure. All of this to guarantee box office bonanza, which of course it never does, but that's another discussion entirely. Dirk Benedict