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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
cute hurt party
Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This makes readers feel hurt and worried for the characters. The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. Brandon Sanderson
cute years sentences
That's a cute sentence: the years to come. Why are you so sure they're coming? Ayn Rand
cute mom voice
My mom thought I might be good for voiceover. She thought I had a cute voice, so maybe I could do a cartoon or something. And while we were looking into that, we also thought I should get into theater acting, so I tried it and the first audition I went on, I booked it. And it kind of just snowballed from there. Atticus Shaffer
cute thinking mind
I actually don't mind rats at all. I kind of think they're quite cute, but that's just me. Jamie Bell
cute girl sexy
I think it's very attractive when people cook. So I don't wear sweatpants. When you dress sexy to cook, too, it's like, damn, I got a girl who can cook and look like that? And I always have really cute aprons. Blake Lively
cute thinking hair
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. Jamie Lee Curtis
cute hate phones
My iPhone stays on. All my friends and family know that I hate the phone, so no one calls me on it. I just use it to play Words With Friends and take pictures of cute shoes. Jasika Nicole
cute jeans skinny
I like either skinny jeans or the ripped, casual, super-sloppy boyfriend jeans. A lot of ripped jeans. They are so early 2000, but they are so cute, I love them. I love surfer jeans, too! Ariana Grande
cute mean kids
That's you, right?' he asks me. 'Yeah.' 'Cute. Not that I, uh, think little kids are cute. Just that you were cute. I mean, you can see how you turned out to be so...oh. Elizabeth Scott
time
After you win, you think to yourself, 'Is it time to get out?' But I don't feel like I want to. Jim Veltman
timeless
The story is timeless and can be done in any era. Charlie Skelton
time
The movie actually has a little more back story, more consequence, and I think it's more real actually for this time period. Goldie Hawn
time
Some still have enough time to do so. David White
time
Now it's time to really find out what we're going to do and how we're going to do it. Rob Allison
time
Now I'm going to have to do a lot of rope-a-dope, never go the same way at the same time to the same places, Curtis Sliwa
time
I've never had a better time doing anything -- not just music, but anything, Chris Mills
time
This is not the time to relax. They've had their off time. You can't do that. It's around the corner. Bill Cowher
time waste eternity
There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations. Benjamin Disraeli