Quotes about fun
funny british knows
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. Woody Allen
funny nba cities
Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.
fun writing thinking
I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman or Doug McGrath into a room and not be alone for the writing of the thing; to have the pleasure of taking walks and get lunch together; its sort of a fun process and then I do it and then I get back on my own for a while until I feel the need to do it again.
funny food humor
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
fun men two
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
funny crazy humor
... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
funny humor science
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
funny life death
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
funny life art
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
funny cutting thinking
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
funny softball baseball
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
funny life witty
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
funny humor parenting
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
funny life thankful
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
funny death suicide
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
funny new-year witty
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
funny life humor
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
funny basketball sitting
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
funny death believe
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
funny girl crazy
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
funny witty jobs
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
funny god witty
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
funny birthday witty
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
funny confidence witty
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
funny suicide humor
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
funny laughter ideas
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
funny hilarious humor
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
funny humor suicidal
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
funny dream humorous
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
funny sexy humorous
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
funny humor littles
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
funny humor night
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
funny moving piano
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.