Quotes about fun
funny humor years
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure. Marc Maron
funny humor winning
The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
funny dream humor
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'
funny humor thinking
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
funny christian mistake
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.
funny humor mean
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
funny humor commitment
I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.
funny running jesus
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New York, and I think he's running a little late. I'm asking myself, 'Alright, what happens if Jesus comes back tomorrow? What - does he make rounds to churches?' 'OK, everyone who's been good, buses leave in 10 minutes. I'll meet you in front of the post office. I gotta go. Oh, don't tell the Jews I'm back.'
fun integrity white
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.
funny jesus humor
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.
funny real humor
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'
funny jesus party
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, 'No! No! This wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people!' Then if there's a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.'
funny humor next
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
funny humor thinking
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
funny humor talking
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
funny real humor
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
funny disappointment commitment
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
funny humor thinking
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed? Are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever think that depression might be the reasonable human response to the crap we're going through as a species, meant to propel us into the next evolutionary step or, at least, into taking some different course of action, so that we might survive? Do you ever think that maybe it's the happy people that are really screwed up in the head?
fun library cards
Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card. Marc Brown
fun thinking world
I think work is the world's greatest fun. Thomas A. Edison
funny success motivation
I find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.
funny life motivational
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
fun powerful player
The new Pirates! builds on that legacy delivering an even more powerful and fun experience to players... and is still unmatched in offering a blend of genres in one great game. Sid Meier
fun games ideas
Dinosaurs was a cool idea, but we just couldnt find a way to make it really fun. Weve got a bunch of great game ideas that we want to bring to life over the next several years.
fun technology games
Our approach to making games is to find the fun first and then use the technology to enhance the fun.
fun comedy made
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. Sid Caesar
funny dull stories
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
funny work creativity
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
funny men wwe
You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. Sid Vicious
fun goal
Breakaway goals are fun. Sidney Crosby
fun smart thinking
It was amazing. You don't have a choice but to play your best. They force you do do that because they're smart and that's the fun part for me, I'm being challenged to think faster and be creative.
fun hockey years
I have been practising since I was 4 or 5 years old, but that wasn't really practice. I was just having fun.... I just loved to play hockey.
fun work play
I always try to create a new experiences that are fun to play. Shigeru Miyamoto