Famous Quotes & Sayings

Chris Rock

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

Chris Rock

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Chris Rock

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Henry David Thoreau

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.

Groucho Marx

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...

Groucho Marx

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Groucho Marx

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

Groucho Marx

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Groucho Marx

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

Groucho Marx

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

Groucho Marx

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Groucho Marx

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Groucho Marx

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Groucho Marx

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

Groucho Marx

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

Groucho Marx

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

Groucho Marx

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Groucho Marx

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Groucho Marx

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

Groucho Marx

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Groucho Marx

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Groucho Marx

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.