Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Pierce

Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time.

He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.

Trevor Noah

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

Taylor Hawkins

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

Maddie Ziegler

I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

Seth Rogen

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

David Crane

I'd like to hope that years from now people can look at the reruns...and say 'That is still a really funny show' or 'It's still really sweet.' And if that happens ... I'll be thrilled.

He was the one who initially got me interested in the subject. I actually have his job now, so it's funny how that worked out.

He had to work hard just to get past the perception that he was just a funny guy,

Derek Jeter

He needed an oxygen tank there. It was kind of funny to watch.

Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Richard P. Feynman

We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had the wrong idea first, and so on. So there isn't any place to publish, in a dignified manner, what you actually did in order to get to do the work, although, there has been in these days, some interest in this kind, thing.

Richard P. Feynman

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

Richard Dawkins

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

Richelle Mead

You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it." And then he took me to the bed.

Renee Zellweger

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Rebecca West

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

Rebecca West

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.

Rebecca West

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.

Rebecca West

God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.

Russell Baker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Russell Baker

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Russell Brand

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

Russell Brand

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Russell Brand

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

Russell Brand

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Russell Brand

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

Russell Brand

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

Russell Brand

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

Ronnie Barker

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Ron Atkinson

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

Ron Atkinson

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.