Quotes about funny
funny feet bigs
I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon. Steve Coogan
funny humor enough
It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me. Stephen Fry
funny humor ribbons
As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter. Stephen Fry
funny witty i-dont-need-you
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry
funny witty book
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. Stephen Fry
funny-friendship cute-friendship long
A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept. St. Jerome
funny sexy thinking
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. Sophia Loren
funny-things people want
The funny thing is most people don't approach me because they are scared, and that's fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you're not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you're scared of is really what you shouldn't be scared of. Rutger Hauer
funny witty humorous
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced Ruby Wax
funny witty ocean
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. Ross MacDonald
funny circles spotlight
In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. Rosie Perez
funny home dumb
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important. Ross Perot
funny dumb
There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. Roger Daltrey
funny-things emptiness certain
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. Sam Shepard
funny president serious
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. Rush Limbaugh
funny money oxygen
money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen Zig Ziglar
funny sarcastic sex
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. Zig Ziglar
funny motivational jobs
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. Zig Ziglar
funny music dream
We grew up founding our dreams on the infinite promise of American advertising. I still believe that one can learn to play the piano by mail and that mud will give you a perfect complexion. Zelda Fitzgerald