Famous Quotes & Sayings

Philippe Falardeau

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

Paul Horn

It's funny to find there are still people around who think if a musician has schooling, it automatically makes him a lesser jazz player. But you don't learn jazz in school.

Paul Mooney

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Megan Fox

'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.

Piper Perabo

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.

Julianna Guill

My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.

Where Walter was irascible and funny and mean and challenging, Jack was just always laughing at Walter's jokes and being sweet and lovable,

Elle King

I think I write funny songs that make people kind of, like, stop what they're doing and be like, 'What did you say?' And then it makes them laugh a little bit.

Elton Brand

I thought he might be a little standoffish and not want to be here. He's a great guy, he's funny and he's got your back, 100 percent.

Elton Brand

I thought he might be a little standoffish and not want to be here, ... He's a great guy, he's funny and he's got your back, 100 percent.

I thought it was funny because it wasn't the first time that's happened to me. We're moving on and they're going home, and that's all that matters.

Johnny Knoxville has such an incredible humanity to him when you meet him. He's so warm and so funny, and he can sort of get into trouble and you sort of forgive him immediately.

Katharine McPhee

I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.

Susan Stroman

Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway.

J. D. Salinger

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

I think I'm prepared for it, just because of my personality and the way I am. I know there's going to be some harsh things, some funny things. I'm going to try and take it all in as a joke, go out there and handle my business.

E. F. Schumacher

It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.

E. F. Schumacher

The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.

You have so many all-stars, great players, who don't wear suits. Are you going to tell them that they aren't representing the league well? It's going to be funny to see how this whole thing transpires.

William Shakespeare

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

William Shakespeare

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

William Shakespeare

The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

Xavier Niel

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.

Poetry slams too often are a gathering of the Metaphorswho likened all things to all other things never identifying Essences;leaving nothing as the core..

I was so surprised at how informal and funny he was.

Kurt Browning

I was shocked. John Nicks was ... so mean, but he's so funny. I just didn't think he was going to take that role.

Patrick Stump

I have a girlfriend and she hasn't minded, ... She thinks it's funny I have to sing about that stuff.

Jack Warner

I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.

Kurt Cobain

I hate it when people take the things I say and turn them into something sexual. Just because it's funny to them, doesn't mean everyone is going to take it that way. And I don't.

I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.