Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alex Ferguson

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

Aldo Leopold

The first law of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts

Aldous Huxley

Happiness is like coke — something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

Aldous Huxley

What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.

Aldous Huxley

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Aldous Huxley

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Albert Einstein

The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Adlai E. Stevenson

Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

Adlai E. Stevenson

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Kevin Whately

Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community.

Alexander Pope

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

Alex Haley

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

E. M. Forster

Beauty ought to look a little surprised: it is the emotion that best suits her face. The beauty who does not look surprised, who accepts her position as her due - she reminds us too much of a prima donna.

Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Drew Carey

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..

Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

Drew Barrymore

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.

Doug E. Fresh

I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason.

Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Doug Collins

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Donna Air

So, how did you all meet?

Donald Cargill

Farewell, dearest friend, never to see one another any more till at the right hand of Christ.

Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don Herold

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Don King

If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.

Dylan Thomas

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Dylan Moran

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Dylan Moran

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

Dylan Moran

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.