Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jack Whitehall

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

Jill Soloway

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Wendy Liebman

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.

Angie Harmon

He's a great gentleman, and he's very funny. My girlfriends' husbands try to be like Jason now.

Mark O'Meara

Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.

David Pierce

Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time.

I think it is a very important play. It is serious, but it's also lighthearted and funny.

Maddie Ziegler

I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

Ginnifer Goodwin

I think it's funny how there are a thousand shows out there, and a thousand movies, that are glorifying (extramarital) affairs, while this man is being completely honest with his wives.

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.

E. O. Wilson

We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing.

Kathy Najimy

What is challenging is to be organically funny without being disrespectful

Simon Cowell

He was one of those hah-hah funny sort of auditions. The guy had people rolling around in hysterics all day and I'm like what's the point? This is a joke. So I just said no.

Buddy Bell

He was running funny, but Mike has kind of a funny gait anyway. We don't think it's serious.

Bobby Cox

He could hit a little and throw a little. He was always funny, a guy you wanted to have on your team.

He can say things that are funny but they don't know because they can't understand it. Sometimes I'm laughing even if no one else is.

He just had a real funny way about him. He always looked at things in a positive way.

He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.

Peter Capaldi

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.

Marilyn Monroe

I always sleep with my mouth open. I know because it's open when I wake up.

Jim Sheridan

He was very good. Very charismatic, funny, relaxed. I think he could do another movie. And he was able to show vulnerability, totally different from the image in the rap world.

He was the one who initially got me interested in the subject. I actually have his job now, so it's funny how that worked out.

He had to work hard just to get past the perception that he was just a funny guy,

Derek Jeter

He needed an oxygen tank there. It was kind of funny to watch.

I did some funny drawings. I tried to lighten us up a little bit, but that's about it.

David Crane

I'd like to hope that years from now people can look at the reruns...and say 'That is still a really funny show' or 'It's still really sweet.' And if that happens ... I'll be thrilled.

Terry Zwigoff

I did turn down 'The Virgin Suicides.' I talked to the producers about it, and I just honestly told them that I didn't get it. Is it supposed to be funny, is it a thriller, what is it?

I did that the whole night. I'm not going to say it was (exactly) the same, but it was funny seeing it, seeing how they executed the plays, was pretty much how we did things here. It looked real good.

Dick Armey

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

Diane von Furstenberg

Generosity is the best investment.

Dave Chappelle

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

Dave Chappelle

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Dave Chappelle

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.