Quotes about funny
funny
Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so. Reba McEntire
funny sarcastic hate
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
funny trips
Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.
funny trying
When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world. Billy Collins
funny man
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. Ronald Knox
funny girlfriend scary
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. Daniel Tosh
funny sex cheer
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
funny sarcastic witty
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. David Ogilvy
funny
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny verge
George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go. Andy Kindler
funny
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Jerry Seinfeld
funny telling truth
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
funny usa islands
Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. Dan Quayle
funny people dumb
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
funny stupidity dumb
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
funny running stupid
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
funny witty eye
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. Conan O'Brien
funny mother children
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. E. W. Howe
funny-relationship parenting romance
Presence is more than just being there. Malcolm Forbes
funny dog people
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. Karel Capek