Quotes about funny
funny baseball competition
It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. Yogi Berra
funny baseball return
I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.
funny hilarious sports
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
funny baseball football
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
funny thirds ifs
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
funny motivational baseball
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
funny letters anonymous-letters
Never answer anonymous letters.
funny home two
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
funny restaurants crowded
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
funny-life drunk waiting
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
funny humor seems
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
funny baseball work
It gets late early out there.
funny summer baseball
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
funny baseball games
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
funny awards honor
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
funny baseball humorous
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
funny baseball money
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
funny sports games
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
funny sports baseball
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
funny sports baseball
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
funny baseball names
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
funny baseball yankees
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
funny baseball mistake
We made too many wrong mistakes.
funny baseball made
He must have made that before he died.
funny baseball yankees
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
funny happiness baseball
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
funny baseball witty
I never said most of the things I said.
funny change baseball
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
funny baseball food
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
funny sports lying
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
funny baseball yankees
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
funny sports sweet
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
funny baseball yankees
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.