Famous Quotes & Sayings

Erica Jong

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

Erica Jong

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

Erica Jong

The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.

Erica Jong

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

Eric Clapton

Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it.

Eric Clapton

It's been very important throughout my career that I've met all the guys I've copied, because at each stage they've said, 'Don't play like me, play like you.'

Eoin Colfer

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

Emma Bunton

I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.

Eminem

When I die, so does hip hop.

Eminem

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

Eminem

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Eminem

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

Eminem

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.

Eminem

I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

Eminem

Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.

Eminem

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.

Eminem

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Eminem

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

Eminem

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

Eminem

To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

Eminem

I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.

Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Bill Cosby

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

Bill Cosby

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Carrie Fisher

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bette Davis

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

Bill Hicks

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

George Herbert

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.

Jayne Meadows

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings