Famous Quotes & Sayings

Gary Mills

All year, we've been a perimeter-oriented team. Perimeter-oriented doesn't work up here. We got some good looks. It's funny how they don't drop. I think we're better shooters than that, but we didn't show it.

Billy Gillispie

All of a sudden, it wasn't so funny.

Dean Young

All of a sudden, big wealthy playboys weren't funny anymore.

The goal has been not to get pigeonholed. I like working in different genres. I'm gonna try to be entertaining and funny and do my usual thing.

Cheri Oteri

The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

Chad Brown

The funny thing is, I've watched games from last year, practices from last year,

Jerry Bailey

The funny thing is, he went out, so I was losing more ground the first 50 or 60 yards. But once I got him going, he settled down. He was pretty relaxed.

The funny thing is, ... Colleen, Margo and I all sat together. You could see us on the tape, right there in the bottom-right corner. Every time I watch it, I see us there together.

The funny thing is 99 percent of the responses we've gotten have all been congratulatory or offers to work with us.

Andre Gide

The funny thing about love is that it must continually grow or it will diminish.

Maria Sharapova

The funny thing was, he started clapping for me after that. I think he got scared. Then when I was waving to that side (after winning), he's like.

LeAnn Rimes

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.

This is a good two-minute piece of why this guy got into the running in a funny way.

Enid Blyton

Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.

Emo Philips

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

Emo Philips

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

Emo Philips

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Emo Philips

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

Emo Philips

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Emo Philips

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

Emo Philips

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

Emo Philips

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?

Emo Philips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

Sarah Silverman

Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me.

It's funny that it took them moving to the NFC to get to the Super Bowl. It tells you a little something about the conferences. Hopefully, that will be true come (next) Sunday.

Matt Reeves

It's funny, people don't think of 'Cloverfield' as being restrained because it's a handycam movie, but the only reason it's a handycam movie is because that was supposed to be the reality of the situation.

Marc Guggenheim

It's funny: I like being surprised as a reader, so it's difficult for me to spoil my own stuff.

Charlie Whitehurst

It's funny, I hear that a lot. The great offenses don't have an identity. Everything works.

It's funny. I have more trouble picking quarterbacks than I do linebackers.

Dan Brown

It's funny, I don't know where I would place myself in the literary landscape. I really just write the book that I would want to read. I put on the blinders, and I really - it is, for me, that simple.

Steve Smith

It's funny how we were thinking maybe outfield, this and that. When they talk about first basemen now, Tex is in the first two guys they're talking about.

It's funny how teams match up. For these kids these are phenomenal times.