Famous Quotes & Sayings

Yogi Berra

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

Yogi Berra

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.

Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Winston Churchill

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Winston Churchill

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Ronald Reagan

The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)

Ronald Reagan

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

W. Somerset Maugham

I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.

W. Somerset Maugham

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

Yakov Smirnoff

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Zig Ziglar

money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen

Zig Ziglar

Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.

Zig Ziglar

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.

Zelda Fitzgerald

We grew up founding our dreams on the infinite promise of American advertising. I still believe that one can learn to play the piano by mail and that mud will give you a perfect complexion.

If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think.

Michael Stipe

In my spare time I like to faint. I do it a real lot and I just think it's very funny when it happens.

Simon Doonan

In a funny kind of way, they were very feminist.

Cuttino Mobley

I guess I won't be doing any photo shoots for a while. There's a lot of love between us, but sometimes funny things happen in a battle.

Dr. Seuss

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.

Matt Berry

I'm not looking for pity. The funny thing is, people still come up to me and apologize. I always laugh and say, 'for what?' Through good times and bad, I've learned a lot from this whole experience. There's nothing to feel sorry for.

Jonathan Swift

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Kenneth Grahame

The clever men of Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed but they none of them know one half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.

Kesha

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.

Jonathan Swift

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

Jacob Bronowski

Every animal leaves traces of what it was; man alone leaves traces of what he created.

George Foreman

I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

George Armstrong Custer

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax

Jake Gyllenhaal

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.