Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
calling fair great humor humorous people
He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.
time
spontaneous, clever, specific, oblique and at the same time very human.
either equals equation man math ratings
There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect,
names feelings internet
You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
atheist thinking law
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
annoyed time-travel traveler
I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
airports
I get depressed at airports.
ill-will office people
I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
realist sexist
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
naps figures
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
travel knowing car
The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
atheist sex men
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
lazy vote
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'
passion office vigor
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.