Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
children mean waiting
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!
names people community
If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.
political politics hurricanes
Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!
home parks welcome
And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.
honesty heart men
In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.
ideas new-orleans rebuilding
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
promise rooms dressings
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
aunt race car
Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.
doctors faults climax
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
behaviour
Do not encourage my behaviour.
beautiful essence going-away
The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.
white people black
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
sharks water news
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
talking two news
When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.