Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Dave Attellis an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell. Born in Queens, New York, he grew up in Rockville Centre, New York with his cousins the Small family and now lives in New York City...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 January 1965
CityQueens, NY
CountryUnited States of America
stuff soundtracks
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
tvs
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
wanted
I never wanted to be famous.
type performers
I'm not like a performer type.
stars thinking
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
ejaculation fancy mature
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.
laughter boys breathing
Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.
schemes
I have no grand scheme.
kids native-american pardon
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
guy generations my-family
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
guy
I'm not really a music guy.
lonely kind
Being on the road is kind of lonely.
sex animal men
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.
school hair hatchet
For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.