Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
halloween years giving
Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
mean villain broccoli
Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?
blessing count-your-blessings loud
Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
thinking interesting people
If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.
children men clothes
The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
circles fire truck
Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.
people four-agreements problem
The problem with most people, is that they are most people.
space want astronaut
I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.
ponchos four minutes
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
thinking smoking looks
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.
gun men hands
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.
blow wind way
Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.
beautiful fall motorcycle
A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
garden rocks stones
Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.