Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
football years bye
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
football night espresso
Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.
football mean moon
When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.
football sleep hair
Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'
football 4th-of-july fire
Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.
football player hell
Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!
football hey cunninghams
Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.
football alaska snow
Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
football wide receiver
That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.
football games battle
I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.
football boys may
The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
sports football talking
Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.
football conferences coverage
I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
football thinking lockers
Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!