Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor swimming
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
course terribly thirties work
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.
built develop establish fitness fun lifelong programs stage trying
We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
funny girlfriend humor
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
funny war father
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
funny humor men
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
funny humor bars
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor machines
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
funny humor mirrors
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
inspirational marriage wedding
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
funny humor shoes
I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."
funny humor air
I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."
two pubs passing
Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.