Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor men
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."
funny humor way
I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?"
funny humor men
A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
inspirational marriage wedding
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
funny humor shoes
I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."
funny humor differences
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor octopus
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."
funny humor pieces
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
funny humor differences
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
funny humor men
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
funny humor men
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
funny humor swimming
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
funny memories humor
I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."