Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
worry people laughing
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
ideas people house
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
america people members
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
people church ridiculous
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
course terribly thirties work
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.
built develop establish fitness fun lifelong programs stage trying
We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
two pubs passing
Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.
helping busy homosexual
I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
love-you wife missing
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
racist jokes
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
bombs alex drank
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
years feels-just yesterday
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
funny humor men
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
funny humor men
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."